Cover: OK! breathlessly reports Meghan and Harry are leaving the royals because Harry doesn’t want his child to end up like Diana. Cheer up, Harry. By the time your kid is old enough to be a paparazzi target, the monarchy won’t exist! But if you’re really worried, try the time-honoured Royal classic: locking your young in a tower.
Mama drama: Despite an ugly custody battle with Brad Pitt over their six kids, the mag claims Angelina wants to adopt again. Makes sense. Maddox and Pax are rapidly aging out of the family like Menudo, so it’s time for a replacement! Good luck to whichever child claims the title of Xarelto Jolie.
From Megyn to Kelly: The mag says NBC is replacing Megyn Kelly with Kelly Clarkson. If true, this feels like a desperate bid to save at least SOME money in this contract debacle by keeping half the signage.
Cover: Bored with the usual “Brad and Jen are back together and Angie is jealous” storyline, Life & Style reports Angelina Jolie is stepping out with Jen’s ex, Justin Theroux and Jen is devastated. Two roads diverged in a wood, and Life & Style took the one less traveled by and it has not made any difference.